nice try motherfucker im 5'3
fuck this gay earth
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thanks man
You know who else trapped a bunch of comedians in a room and they all tried to run their bit at everyone else at the same time?
no I do not muscle man lay it the fuck on me brother. Who else did this
MY MOM
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we're apparently opposites lol. i dont know ANY women currently. i keep trying to meet more and they keep turning out to be trans men who hadn't figured it out yet. most recent guy came out to me YESTERDAY which is the 7th in the last three months. im cis and straight i dont know why this keeps happening. my dating life is in shambles but i have SO MANY new buddies im teaching how to shave and torrent movies









